Cheeky Adult Gifts & Funny Mugs | Pardon My Bits

Featured Collections

Botanical Mischief: a woman holding a colourful floral anatomy mug in a vintage kitchen. Beautiful blooms. Questionable details.

Botanical mischief.

Bad Taste Café: a waitress holding a cheeky food-pattern mug in a retro diner. Good Taste Was Never on the Menu.

Bad Taste Café.

GOOD GIFTS. EXCELLENT BAD TASTE.

Bestsellers.

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A LITTLE ANATOMY. A LOT OF PERSONALITY.

Pick Your Bit.

Penis category: Floral Penis Mug: Minimal Botanical Line Art — a real ceramic mug.

Penis

Bold little gifts with no shame.Explore

Vulva category: Floral Vulva Mug: Colourful Flower Blossoms — a real ceramic mug.

Vulva

Floral, cheeky, and hard to ignore.Explore

Boobs category: Heart Boob Mug: Watercolour Body Art — a real ceramic mug.

Boobs

Soft curves. Strong opinions.Explore

SPECIAL OCCASIONS. QUESTIONABLE TRADITIONS.

Gifts for the Season

Halloween: a woman holding a pumpkin-pattern mug beside a ghost in a vintage haunted house. The Scariest Thing Here Is Your Taste.

Halloween.

Christmas: a woman holding a festive body-art mug beside a surprised grandmother and another Christmas mug. Santa, We Can Explain.

Christmas.

GOOD MANNERS ONLY GET YOU SO FAR.

More Mischief

Name Mugs: a woman presenting a personalised mug beside another name mug in a vintage gift shop. Your Name. Our Bad Decisions.

Name Mugs.

Every Body: a woman presenting a body-art mug in a vintage art gallery. Every Body Is a Masterpiece. Some Just Need Coffee.

Every Body.

Words & Attitude: a retro newsroom presenter with a cheeky quote mug. Some Things Are Better Said on a Mug.

Words & Attitude.

After Dark: a woman beside an illustrated adults-only toy-pattern mug in a vintage lounge. Good Behaviour Closes at Midnight.

After Dark.

THE CUSTOMER TESTIMONY BUREAU

Apparently, People Love Our Bad Taste.

Real words from customers of our previous Etsy shop.

“Fantastic, was able to make my brother in law blush by the custom wording!”

EllyEtsy customer · Dec 2023

“Absolutely hilarious ugly sweater, I got SO MANY compliments!”

KatelynnEtsy customer · Dec 2024

“Excellent mug! Design is amazing and the recipient says it’s her favorite mug.”

AllisonEtsy customer · Oct 2025

“I ordered 2 mugs and the both came out perfect! Quality is great and the seller was super kind and responsive. Highly recommend!”

breonnaEtsy customer · Dec 2023

A LITTLE ABOUT US

Good design.
A questionable sense of humour.

We make playful anatomy, personal punchlines, and gifts for people who appreciate a little bad taste. Find something that feels like them — or suspiciously like you.

Meet Pardon My Bits